- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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whos district champs not JM

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What did the car do? CRASH!

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Yo Momma is not fat.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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