Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Me Neither.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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