- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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