- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

haha Otarts was here

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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