- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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