- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Basically

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

CFL

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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