Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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