What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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no pun intended

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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