- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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