Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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