A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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