Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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