- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What has two legs? Half a cat

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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