How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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A black person dies.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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what do you call your mom? mom

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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