Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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