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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

what goes woof ? A dog.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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