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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

your mom is so fat.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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