Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Do you play piano? No

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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