- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Microwave

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

what is orange? an orange

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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