There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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