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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Your mom.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the name of the car? What

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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