- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Women's Rights.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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