What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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miha kako si?

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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