- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

If youre African, why are you white?

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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