What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

boobs!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

thumb_up thumb_down -2

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops