- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

your face

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A man did not like this site

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

c-? men, C-men

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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