why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Not a joke.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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