- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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