- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

scraggle is in you pillow case

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

YOU

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

the WNBA

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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