Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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hey guys im gay

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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