"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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