Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

PENIS lol

How high is a Chinaman

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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