what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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