- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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