- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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