What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's the difference between? Your mom.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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