Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Skrillex.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

A bar walks into a man

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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