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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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