What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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being sober in a bar fight

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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roses are red violets are blue

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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