What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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