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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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