black people

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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