Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Once upon a time

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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