How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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I <3 Hitler

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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I read the terms of service.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Anti Joke

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