- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Happy Monday!

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

No!

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Ron Paul for President!

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

sure!

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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