- Anti Joke

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.