- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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