how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Knock Knock The doors already open

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Banana Hamock.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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