- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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