How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

My mum is called Steve

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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