What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

The chicken crossed the road.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Smoke weed till i die nigga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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