What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Justin Bieber.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

lipstick pig

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

ecks! why zee?

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