- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

This is an anti-joke.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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