Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Ham sandwich

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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