A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What's two plus two? Window

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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