- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

anal seepage

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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