- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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