What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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