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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Netflix and chill

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

what's worst than being gay? being black

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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