Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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