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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Women's rights

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Abortion.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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