A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

bangers and mash?

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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