I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Women's rights

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Hello.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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