What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's 1+1? 69.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

where is the world?

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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