- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Your mother is so fat.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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