how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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