- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

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