I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Women's rights.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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