Your Mother

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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