In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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