A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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