Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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I work at jcpenny

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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ur an fagit

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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