What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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