Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

knock knock There's no door

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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