my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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