2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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