Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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