Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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My name is Jeff

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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