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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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