What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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smell the vitamin C

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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