In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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