Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

I like Pi. It can make circles.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Communism hehe xd

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

what is the color of a burp burple

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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