- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

Set up Punch line.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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