- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Lindsay Lohan

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Dyslexia ruels!

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Screw it you write the joke.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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