- Anti Joke

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

A seal walks into a club.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.